Why doesn't spiderman shoot the web out of his ass like a real spider?

fuck.

Can you rent a burial plot? I know you can buy it for your dead person... but is there some asshole out there that makes you rent the grave? It would be more profitable, i think, and less wasteful. Think about it. you could evict one of the corpses if the dead person's owner shorts you a month. Open grave, that saves a spot somewhere else, build a house there or something. A small house. The dead guy I evicted? That's his families' problem now. Go buy him a fancy plot in one of those "nice" graveyards. What happens if there's no one to pay rent for the plot? The whole family's dead and there's no one to trasfer the title to. Heh, thats easy. I'll cremate them and sell they're ashes to farmers. 

Fuckin Robots... I spent nine straight hours today building a robot in what should have been a shitty atmosphere. I didn't finish, but I had alot of fun. As much of a pain in the ass that it was to find parts and things, it was fun when I got to start building it... and I made this kickass pully system out of like, this old erector set or something. Its for my girlfriend and her partner (who 'forgot' about the project) for an AP Physics class. He came by later to pick it up and finish it at home. I was kinda sad to see it go. I wanted to finish it. I was on a roll. Damn it...